
“Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Where are you, you sumbitch?” – Sheriff Buford T. And as the pursuer, may I say you’re the goddamnedest pursuee I’ve ever pursued. “Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn’t he?” – JuniorĢ3. With all those curlers in your hair, you look like you’re tryin’ to pick up a radio station in Savannah.” – BanditĢ2. “I find it hard to look at you, Waynette. “I think I’m in love with your belt buckle.” – CarrieĢ1. “Ooo, hee-hee, for some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice, a distinguished officer of over 40 years seniority.” – Sheriff Buford T. “Son, you reckon you can let me off at the next exit?” – Banditġ8. “The goddamn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!” – Sheriff Buford T. I’m in a goddamn hurry.” – Sheriff Buford T. I’ve been chased by the best of them, and son, you make ’em look like they’re all runnin’ in slow motion. “Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there’s just one thing I wanna say. “For the good old American life-for the money, the glory, and the fun. We’re gonna hang it up.” – Bandit Famous Smokey and the Bandit Quotesġ3. I don’t like it any more than you do, but we ain’t gonna make it, son. “Goddamn it, son, we gave it our best shot. “I’m not givin’ up! I’m not givin’ up! I’m never gonna give up! I’m never gonna give up! I’ll get you, you sumbitch!” – Sheriff Buford T. “Whoa! Negatory, negatory, what’re you, crazy or something? We come this far, ain’t we? Look, when we say we gonna do a job, we gonna do a job!” – Cledus Snowġ1.

“The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.” – Sheriff Branfordġ0. “I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.” – Banditĩ. “What the hell is the world coming to?” – Sheriff Buford T. “I think you’re just a little bit scared.” – Little EnosĦ. “Apprehend that horse for reckless driving!” – Sheriff Buford T. “I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.” – Little EnosĤ. “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.” – Sheriff Buford T. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!” – Sheriff Buford T. “There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins.
