

(More on that later.) We see that Tanya is the body Daphne finds in the water. Trying to escape to a getaway boat, Tanya falls into the water-to her death. Of course, this is our clumsy, lovable Tanya, so any act of heroism can't last for long. When Quentin and the gang pound on the door, Tanya goes 007 on everyone except for that one character whose name we never learned and the ship's captain. She leaves dinner, picks up Chekhov-Niccoló's gun, hiding nearby, and locks herself in a bedroom. Portia confronts Jack, who so kindly dumps her on the side of the road in the middle of the night. Through a fortuitous phone call between Portia and Tanya-who yes, are absolutely more alike than they think, both falling for charismatic men and the exact same con-the two women realize what's going on. The plan: have Jack whisk Portia away on a Sicilian adventure, get Tanya on a boat headed back to Taormina, kill Tanya. Quentin and his merry band of friends-which includes one scary, sexy mafioso-want to kill Tanya and take her money. About midway through the finale, what's essentially an amalgamation of Tanya fan theories proves true. "These Gays, They're Trying To Murder Me!" Belinda is Coming Back in 'The White Lotus' S3.So put on your bucket hat and oversized shades, folks-and let's dive in. We saw how Lucia wins we said goodbye to our beloved Tanya and we watched Ethan and Harper go down as some of the few guests of a White Lotus property to leave in better shape than they arrived. The season finale, which hit HBO this Sunday night, finally brought us home. You had the distinct feeling that you were about to melt to death, but there was plenty time to toss back a few drinks. Jetting to Sicily this time around, White slowed down the pace of the series to the sludge of lava working its way down the side of Mt. Really, it doesn't get better than Tanya asking Quentin whether or not Greg is having an affair seconds after she lodged a bullet in his chest. In Season Two, The White Lotusshowrunner turned his original eat-the-rich-while-they're-on-vacation formula into something far more atmospheric, layered, and genuinely funny. Few people can successfully run back an anthology series-hell, any great season of television-much less make it better than what came before. This story contains spoilers for the Season Two finale of The White Lotus.
